Part 2 by Olga Elmes

Part 2 by Olga Elmes

Part 3. 52:00 Masha says that she has never seen such a slug in her life. She had seen many snails after the rain before, but she had never seen such a slug. Sasha: You just don't know how to cook them! Q: How do you feel about orange frogs? Guys are not very fond of frogs, regardless of their color. When a creature lives in your house, then you think it is wonderful. Sasha's friend used to have frogs at home, he bred them. Sasha used to have snakes living at home. For Sasha, these snakes were the most wonderful, but only his snakes, not someone else's. This did not oblige Sasha to love all the snakes on the globe. Sasha to Masha: That is, sleeping in the same bed with a cougar is normal for you, and a slug is disgusting? Masha: Yes, I run away from the slug with a squeal! Masha reads the commentary in English and thanks. Messi runs with a toy soft frog. Masha: Crazy cat! Another donation comment in English. Messi plays with a toy frog. Masha: Oh my God, what's going on? Mad cat! Q: How did Gerda react to your absence? Did Yana tell you anything about this? Masha says there is a video about this. kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3-qlH5uptyVgbc Gerda treated Yana very well. Sasha: I'm inclined to think that she missed us after all! Masha: Okay. She missed us, but she felt great with Yana. A commentary on Lionel Messi's leaving “Barcelona”. Sasha: Does he play football for an idea or for money? It seems to me that he already has so much money that it’s impossible to spend it in a lifetime. Maybe he should play from the heart, not for the money? Sasha to Messi: Where is the frog? [rus:lyagou:shka] 56:04 Q: Does the neighbor who mows the lawn leave on Sundays? Masha: He doesn't do it every Sunday. He comes here once a month. In July he had already arrived. Sasha: Now we are waiting for him at the end of August. The guys talk about the neighbors. If the neighbors are unhappy, the guys will make the fence even higher, etc. They will not argue with their neighbors. The guys explain why they don't have time to read all the letters. They were very tired this month, they had a lot to do, etc. Q: Are you going to hold contests with gifts in the future? The guys say yes. They ask for forgiveness. After they arrived from a trip to Kaluga, they got a little sick. A comment about Lionel Messi (he agreed to a salary, half as much as before, but the club still could not pay him that much). Sasha: He (Lionel Messi) knows better. I'm not him. I don't know how to throw balls like that. I throw a frog and I don't always hit the target. Comment: Gerda felt great with Yana, but she even slept with Lyosha. (Alexei Tikhonov, Living_with_lions channel) Masha: She just didn’t sleep with Lyosha! Lyosha slept on her shelf, and she slept in the open part of the enclosure. Sasha: Gerda lies only with Masha. She doesn't lie even with me. Sasha discussed Gerda's behavior with Lyosha. She gives way to Sasha and steps aside. She refuses to sleep with Sasha or Lyosha. Sasha: We make sure that our cats do not have jealousy for each other. We make time for both animals. Masha reads an anecdote about Mowgli and Bagheera, based on a play on words. Masha calls Messi. Sasha says that he left to drink some water. The guys go up to the top floor. Masha invites Messi to go out onto the balcony, but Messi enters her little house. Sasha also calls Messi out onto the balcony. Finally, Messi leaves his little house and goes to the bedroom. Sasha says that from the window he can watch the cars. 1:00:46 Q: Who changes the fence: you or the neighbors? Sasha and Masha: We do it. Masha asks Sasha to close the bathroom door. Q: How are cat lovers different from dog lovers? Sasha says that we adopt the habits of our pets. “Tell me who your dog is and I'll tell you who you are”. The behavior of cats and dogs is different. You adopt the behavior of the cat, and the cat imitates you, you have some common habits. A common organism is formed. It becomes difficult to say where whose interests are. Which of them needs to walk more on the street? The loss of a pet is difficult, because you are losing a part of yourself. Cat lovers love to mess around and rest. Dog lovers are more active, they start doing things faster. Owners of turtles are partly “turtles” themselves. The guys say that Messi doesn’t want to go out on the balcony. He doesn’t catch flies, unlike domestic cats. 1:03:48 One of the subscribers asks Sasha if he would like to participate in the TV show "The Last Hero", like other bloggers? Sasha: Perhaps yes. Masha would not like to participate in this TV show, but she would like to take part in the Fort Bayard TV show. As a child, she watched all the seasons of this TV show, she really likes it. The guys discuss the tasks that the participants of these shows should perform (for example, eating insects, etc.). Sasha recalls that when he was traveling in Thailand, he tasted all the insects that are sold there as food. Masha: But you didn't eat the larvae! Sasha: I ate! Masha: Fu, disgusting! Sasha: They were in batter! In fact, of the whole variety of insects, only scorpions are edible. They are even delicious. Everything else I ate just for show. I also ate durian, which smells like a dead cat drowned in acetone. The second time I wouldn’t eat this fruit. The guys are discussing two blue bees that were in their garden. Comment: If you want unlimited love, get a dog. If you want unrequited love, get a cat. The guys agree. Sasha: Cats just have a different love. You take much more pleasure from a little love of a cat than from a constant love of a dog. This little act of love is much more difficult to achieve. This kind of love is more precious. In general, I love all animals, with the exception of cockroaches. Masha: And the slugs? Sasha: I can pick up anything: a slug, a snail, a frog. Almost all of them are interesting to me, with the exception of cockroaches. I'm not afraid of cockroaches. They are disgusting to me. I am disgusted with both the huge Madagascar cockroach and our usual red cockroach. Sasha says that pets need our attention, regardless of whether you get enough sleep or not, are you sick or healthy, whether you wrote a dissertation for two days without sleep, or something else. One of the subscribers writes a compliment to Sasha's shirt, but says that Sasha needs to rest. Sasha says that he really likes this shirt, which Masha made from fabrics from Dolce and Gabbana or Dior. They bought this fabric in Omsk. There was a shop selling designer fabrics. This fabric was on sale at a discount, the last piece of this fabric. 1:09:00 Joke: A seller in Thailand is asked: Is it true that you eat this? The seller replies: No, you eat this. Sasha tells how he traveled in the non-tourist area of Thailand. He says that insects are eaten by a small number of people. Like those who eat bovine testes. Sasha talks about durian, he says that durian is sold in the far corner of the market. This fruit is not very popular. One of the viewers thanks the guys for the opportunity to get acquainted with Vagram’s zoo. Q: How do you feel about centipedes and other arthropods? Masha: All this makes me squeal, it's disgusting. I'm only more or less used to spiders. Sasha says that he was holding a tarantula and a centipede in his hands. Insects don't give Sasha any discomfort, he just doesn't like cockroaches. They have many acquaintances who keep exotic creatures at home, including reptiles and cold-blooded ones, as well as insects. Sasha enjoys communicating with all these creatures. Comment: I raise and heal a crow chick. Sasha urges not to forget that the hooded crow is a social bird. When this bird gets stronger, it will prefer to go into its own society. It’s also possible that it will prefer your company, it will not want to leave. Therefore, be prepared for the fact that the bird wants to stay with you forever. 1:13:07 A comment about cockroaches that they are nasty. Sasha agrees. A comment about slugs that there are cute slug species in nature. Masha: I didn't even really see this slug, I was shocked by its size. When Masha came home and began to tell Sasha about the slug, she couldn’t even formulate her impressions at first. Sasha: This animal doesn't even have a home! (Unlike a snail). You should feel sorry for him. Comment: It will not be possible to buy food in Germany without vaccination from 2022. Will it be like that for you too? Masha says that at first they needed QR-codes, then they were canceled. Sasha: This is Russia. (He quotes a well-known poem by Fyodor Tyutchev): “You cannot grasp Russia with your mind Or judge her by any common measure, Russia is one of a special kind - You can only believe in her”. These words of the classic describe our past, present and future. Masha: We measure the temperature in minibuses and drop people without masks from the bus. At the same time, temperature is not measured at international airports and people are not obliged to wear masks there. Sasha watched as the traffic police stopped the bus in front of the bank building and forced those passengers who did not wear masks to get off the bus. At the same time, they entered the office of this bank calmly without a mask. And all the visitors were without masks. That is, literally five meters from this bank, everything happens exactly the opposite. “Paris is a city of contrasts”. (This is a quote from a popular movie). The guys are discussing spiders, which they have a lot on the plot of land. Masha says that spiders are very large here. Masha: One of our friends laughs and says that this is a spider from "Harry Potter". The guys go down to the first floor. Sasha says that they need to fix the scratching post.

Part 4

@@londonguide3046 thank you Olga and Ekartrina for the translation as usual ❤️❤️ highly appreciate your efforts every week 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 I always look forward for these translations.

Yay, Canada!!! 🇨🇦

Canada here too. Love these vids ❤️🥰🇨🇦

Consider keeping the cat hair that you remove during brushing. If you can find someone who spins fibre, you can get skeins of yarn for knitting or whatever you wish to make for a unique keepsake. I did this with my first and favorite feline!

Отличные стишки!Здорово!☺️

@@yuliyagarunova234 Спасибо

Счастье это да, но труда у них с такими кошечками очень много затрачено. Восхищаюсь такими людьми 👏👏👏

Messi já sabe raspar seu pelo. ❤️❤️❤️ Linda demais está família 😘😘🇧🇷🇧🇷

So true. Who cares. He's a pretty boy.

(LOL) well me too. I'm sure what they're saying is everything but nice to say about both cat's journeys.From the New York area, USA

Follow the first pinned comment. The translation of the stream, as usual, will appear in a few days in the first pinned comment. You can also watch the video with the chat enabled. Anna and I always translate the most important moments of the stream in the chat.

Thank you！♥️❤♥️

That's so kind of you and thoughtful.

👋☺️ new videos about Messi and Gerda are released every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday after 17.00 Moscow time, every Sunday at 13.00 Moscow time live broadcasts

@@user-zo2zh9ts1j thanks

@@vasakichannel4096 The guys live in Penza, not in Moscow.

@@ekaterinalevicheva5768 thanks for the info

The fence will be changed, the guys will build a high wooden fence.

@@ekaterinalevicheva5768 thank you for the info

Translating a two-hour video is a huge job. Translators, we are ordinary subscribers, like you. When we have time, we translate. When we are busy, the translation takes a lot of time. Have patience please. You can also learn some details from the chat (watch the video with the chat). During the stream, we translate the most important moments of the events. After a few days, a translation into English will appear in the first pinned comment. Check back to this video later, please.

Hug me daddy (lol)

…don’t forget Ichel…❤️

@@73odus I truly think so. Don't forget Ichel🐆 Thank you for teaching me.

Kira went to heaven? When? 😞

I think someone mentioned it was April. They talked more about it on their Instagram account.