PART 2 Translated by Olga Elmes 26:00 Gerda does not want to go home. Sasha& Masha are discussing whether to go to her enclosure with her or to leave her alone outside and to go home to say Hello to Messi. Gerda is following them. She is looking at the quacking ball and purring. Sasha: Gerda, will you stay here on the terrace with the ball while we are going to Messi? They want Gerda to stay longer in the sun. Sasha is inside the house. He calls Messi: Where is my cat? Messi is running to give a hug to Sasha. Are you OK Messi? Were you looking after the house? Messi: Wrra, wrra. Gerda is leaving the terrace and Messi is looking at her through the window. Sasha: Messi goes out in the morning and in the evening. And Gerda is outside in the day time. They have different biological clocks. Messi is a dusk predator and Gerda is a day one. So Messi sleeps and rests in the day time. Konstantine- a friend writes from Germany that a lot of people can do translations for Sasha. Sasha: We use Google or Yandex translate not to bother the people. Viewer: Masha, when will you start feeding Sasha like the cats, he looks so thin. Masha: I feed him very well. He is just like this. Sasha: No,no. I eat less than the cats and I am cheaper than the cats. They both laugh. Q: Where is Messi’s hammock? Sasha: In the garage. It was outside and Messi was jealous of the hammock for Gerda and peed on it. Gerda did not lie on it, she did not mark it, she just approached and smelt it. But Messi saw her near the hammock and became jealous. He defiantly lied down on the hammock and wet it. My husband said about it: That’s what boys do -Olga) 32:30 Messi is shown a brush and he is lying down for brushing. Sasha: I will start with your neck, I see you pointing to your neck. Masha is reading comments: - I am at work but I still manage to watch your stream. -Thank you for the positive emotions you bring into our life. - Sasha is deprived of his hard earned piece of meat. Sasha: We have a very strange feeling about our cats’ meat. We buy 40 kg of meat at a time and also offal. But we‘ve never used it for ourselves. We go to the shop and buy some meat for our meals. It’s a psychological moment. Viewers: -Sasha looks very well. Please, do not criticize him. - I am inspired by your warm and cosy house and your hard work and your amazing furry family. Sasha: Thank you very much. We neglected our house last weeks due to illness but now everything has been tidied up. Messi is being kissed many times at request of a Viewer.- We want to see your stream with walks like you did when you lived in the flat. It was very nice. Masha: We are planning them. Sasha: There is a problem about it. The programme we’ve been using for 3 years to run live streams does not allow us to do so beyond our territory. We tried to update the programme but we were unable to do so. It recognizes only our home Wi Fi and it says no connection when we are somewhere else. You remember that we failed to stream from the deer stables. We tried to install the other programme, but it did not work very well either. The phone overheated. The Kims (Tiger Den) advised us to use a new programme , we will master it and then will conduct live streams from the walks. However nice our compound is, we are bored streaming from the same place all the time, and we are going to overcome this technical problem. Masha is saying nice words to Messi. Sasha is showing a bag of Messi’s fur. He says that it is the fur that they gathered over 3 years. He gives it to Messi to smell. Sasha: It’s interesting what Messi’s reaction will be. Messi is smelling his fur and is making faces. Sasha: Messi , you were 3 years younger here. Masha: I remember my mother showed me my first cut hair. Messi, who’s hair is it? - It’s me, it’s me- says Sasha for Messi. He asks Messi: Don’t pull such a face, the viewers will think your fur is smelly and we did not wash you properly then. 40:00 Sasha says they began saving Messi’s fur because they were going to make a small toy of it, maybe mini Messi. But it will take another 3 years to save enough fur for it. Most of his fur goes into the vacuum cleaner when they clean the floor. Viewers ask about the raffle, praise Masha’s dress and agree with the Dmitrievs opinion about the cats’ meat. Q: What about Gerda’s partridges that you barbecued? - They were just partridges, bought for soup and shared with Gerda. Sasha takes the quacking ball from the terrace and gives it to Messi. The Kims (Tiger Den) are writing that they also buy meat for themselves despite having huge fridges full of tigers’ meat. Viewer: How long did you keep Messi awake after his misbehaviour at night? Sasha: He wanted to get cuddles at 2 am, at 2.30 he realized I wouldn’t get up and he left. I had just fallen asleep and immediately Messi jumped up on the bed with loud Wrrraa, kisses and licks. He continued like that till 5am, then I got up and took him outside. I was able to sleep a couple of hours later and then I got up and saw Messi sleeping. And then I thought now it’s my turn not to let you sleep. And we decided to film this. Viewer: You have introduced us to too many nice people- the Kims, Alexey, Dan and now Vagram. We are watching all these and have no time to sleep. Masha: It’s OK. No more nice new friends. 46:00 Messi is back. Messi ,where is the ball? Messi is jumping with the ball and is running away. Masha is going to take Gerda back to her enclosure. Masha: Gerda, my bunny, my sweet girl, my polka dot girl, my sweet plum. Let’s go home. Messi wants to go for a walk and you will go out again later. Gerda, why are you going to Daddy? Let’s go to your home. Sasha: Bad luck for Messiyan ( Messi) that he can’t go out now. Q: Why can’t you just close the door to your bedroom and leave Messi in his room? Masha: It’ s not possible. Firstly he can open the doors by himself. We can lock the door but he will be screaming and shouting outside. Sasha is taking Gerda inside her house. They show 2 fish in Gerda’s pool and ask Gerda why she is not interested in fishing. Viewer: Where does Messi actually sleep. Masha: In the bed. We have a triple bed with a space for him on the side. Sasha is going to take Messi outside. Viewer: You should do something about some music in the background. Masha: To use music you must have copyrights, we don’t want to have problems with You Tube about it. You Tube has its own music which they allow you to use but every partner’s programme which works with bloggers has their own library of music, but we are not allowed to use it because they have a copyright of the media agency. There is not so much choice of music. There are always some difficulties and your video might be deleted. We have come across that already. Viewer: I received Vagram’s permission to make clips from his video. Sasha says that Messi has had enough of his walk and he is already upstairs. Let’s follow him. Messi wants to pick up a decoration from the window . Masha says : No.You have tons of toys . Go and play with them. Sasha: All the doors in the house must be open though Messi does not use them. But the doors must be open. Of course it is based on zoological psychology- control of the territory and always have a way of retreat.. Viewer jokes: Sasha, give us a sign. We will save you. Touch your beard if you are deprived of food at home. Sasha is smiling and touches his chin then says : We are both carnivorous and vegetable stew is just a garnish for us. We need meat, poultry or fish with it. Red meat takes a lot of energy to digest. If a piece of meat contains, say , 1200 calories, then to digest it, the body uses 1000 calories, not much is left. That’s why we are so slim. Viewer called Irina: All my co-workers participate in your raffle and now my gym pals join you too. Sasha says they forgot The Question of the Day. And he would like to pose it.

Part 3. 55:49 Sasha remembered that today there was not yet a question of the day. Sasha: I have no patience, I have already found the answer to today's question of the day. This question came to my mind the day before yesterday. Why does a polar bear have a black face? I am a supporter of the theory of evolution. I’m starting to think logically. The polar bear lives at the North Pole. It is not visible in the snow. Why did evolution make his fur white, but left his muzzle black? It's inconvenient, you can see it in the snow, etc. Q: How do some bloggers incorporate popular music into their videos? Do they pay for it? Sasha says there are ways to cheat. Masha: For example, you can speed up the tempo of the music. Sasha: You can speed up the music by 2-3%, or, conversely, slow down. The problem is that such a method may be relevant only now. Google's algorithms are updated every day. Today, the video that this system could not technically catch remains. But this video may already become illegal next week and will be blocked. Imagine that you have a hundred such videos on your channel. This can lead to blocking of the channel. For copyright infringement when more than three complaints are received, Google does not just block the channel, it deletes it forever. That is, it is a risk. Taking risks is a noble business, but we don't like champagne. Masha: Affiliate programs that work with bloggers have their own music base, copyrights are paid there. Collaborating with them, you can use this music. Sasha: But when a blogger wants to leave the affiliate program, these affiliate agencies ask to delete all videos where their music was used. This is how they retain customers, thanks to whom they make a profit. Sasha plays with Messi with a canvas sack. Masha: Messi liked this bag so much! Gerda doesn’t play with the sack, but Messi does. Sasha says that they will give Gerda's sack to Messi, because Messi has already ripped two sacks. Masha says that they rarely use music in their videos. Only when it is footage from CCTV cameras, because cameras don't record sound. 1:00:05 Sasha says that Messi's claws have grown. Masha reads a message that music was playing on a live broadcast from an important event in Odessa, and the broadcast was interrupted because of this. Masha says that KZbin doesn't matter, if your channel has millions of subscribers or 10 subscribers, it will ban you anyway. Sasha: Google is a global company, they defend copyrights from different countries of the world, so these harsh methods are used for a reason, in order not to understand the rights of each country. General terms and conditions apply to all. And general penalties. One of the subscribers really likes Messi's eyes. Masha agrees. Masha: His eyes are kind of human. Sasha to Messi: It's hot! Let's go play in the shade! Let's go! [rus: Pojdyo:m!] Sasha says it's time to trim Messi's claws. He has two sharp claws. The guys mention the toy Wazowski. Sasha says that it is hiding on the second floor. Masha says that she still doesn’t see the answers to the question of the day. Finally, she reads the answers to the question of the day: black colour warms up better than white, so it’s necessary to keep warm; black skin is UV protection etc. Sasha is smiling. Almost all of the answers are correct. Masha reads more answers: the fur is not white, but transparent; the bear's skin is black to keep it warm. Sasha: Right! [rus: Pra:vil'no!] The skin of a polar bear (if someone dares to shave it) is completely black to absorb UV light better, to trap heat. Its fur is really not white, but transparent. These are hollow tubes. The result is a lens effect that scatters sunlight and enhances its effect so that the skin warms up better. I also read interesting facts about the polar bear. If a human eats only a small piece of a bear's liver, he will die in terrible agony. This is due to the fact that the polar bear consumes very fatty food (mainly seals). The bear's metabolism is such that it is able to feed on pure fat. The content of vitamin A in its liver is so high that a small piece of its liver contains 30 times our norm, which can lead to death. It is also interesting that the polar bear is not a terrestrial mammal, but a marine mammal, despite the fact that it walks on land. Because it feeds on marine animals. Therefore, it is considered a marine mammal. This is strange and incomprehensible. This is a strange logic. 1:05:13 Masha apologizes to two viewers that she seems to have missed their donation messages. Sasha offers to arrange a prize drawing. He gives Messi a green ball. He tells Masha to open a random number generator program. Sasha: I hope that a small number will be drawn so that we do not have to count for a long time! Masha: We have not established any rules for the drawing of prizes. They only asked to send answers to different emails (for Russian-speaking and foreign subscribers). Yesterday I open the "Spam" folder, and there are 14 letters from one person, but sent from different emails. Naturally, these letters ended up in spam, and I didn’t get them out of there, because it is wrong, ugly. Sasha: The purpose of this competition was to entertain both you and ourselves. Let's do what is right and decent. Let's not turn entertainment into some kind of enrichment method. This is not good, it kills the very idea of what is happening. It should be interesting and fun. Moreover, it costs nothing to you or to us. We wrote to several of our partners, to whom we once contacted with some questions. If they want to be sponsors of this section, they can offer us two prizes of some kind for the prize drawing. Neither party pursues any benefit in this. Let's behave ourselves. Masha really likes mosaics, it's a great pastime. If someone does not win and wants to buy it, then it can be bought using the PUMA promo code with a 20% discount. Sasha: We had the smallest mosaic. There are three sizes. Masha: You can buy several mosaics and join them together. Or you can assemble the mosaic and disassemble the pictures ad infinitum. That's exactly the point! Sasha: Yes, this is an endless constructor. This is a cool thing! Masha: We received 601 letters. This is the largest number that we have yet. Masha enters the number 601 into a random number generator program. The program shows the number 36. Masha to Sasha: As you ordered! Masha leafs through the letters in the email. She needs to start counting from the first (earliest) letter. Masha: Who do you think will be the thirty-sixth? Sasha to Messi: Who do you think it will be - a boy or a girl? Messi is silent. Masha says that the first prizes (toys) have already been delivered. Masha will send the sets of feathers from the zoo next week, because the guys got a little sick and did not leave the house this week. 1:10:12 Masha begins to count out loud: one, two, three... [rus: odi:n, dva, tri...] Thirty-sixth letter is from Svetlana Valova from Samara. The guys congratulate Svetlana on her victory. Sasha says that they will take apart the mosaic or put together a second portrait of Messi, to be fair. The number of letters from foreign subscribers is small, only 30 letters. The winning number is 12. This letter is from Cougar Cat. The guys congratulate the winner. Masha says that the prizes did not go to the people from the sports club. She says it's very interesting when you know the people who are participating in the competition. The guys argue that a random number generator can give any number, this is fair. Masha asks Sasha if he told everything about the bear. Sasha says yes. Masha reads good wishes, Sasha thanks. Masha recalls how persistently Messi called dad in the last video. 1:15:10 Sasha says Messi informs him when workers come to the second plot of land. Sasha tells Messi that he knows they have come. But Messi insists that dad go up to him on the second floor and look at the workers from the window. At first, Messi calls Sasha gently and non-intrusively, but then, if he doesn't go, he starts calling him with expression. During cloudy weather, Messi can sleep for a long time. Then the guys can relax and lie in bed until about 8:00/8 am. Messi endures and waits, it is important for him that Sasha goes down with him to the toilet. Masha says that Messi is a good actor. Sometimes he seems to say: "Please give me meat, I have never, never ate meat!" Sasha says that Messi plays the role so well that you start to believe him. Also Messi comes to apologize when he is naughty. He first runs away, then turns around and plays the role of an innocent. He has such innocent eyes! His ears are down! He goes straight to Sasha: Meow, meow, daddy, daddy! That is, he does it before being scolded. He pretends that he is such a good, such an obedient boy, please do not scold me. Masha says hello to Dima and Yana (she noticed their messages in the chat). One of the subscribers writes that Messi's eyes remind him of the inhabitants of Pandora from the movie "Avatar". Sasha loves this film very much. He advises watching the director's cut of this film. This version is 20 minutes longer. It makes you look differently not only at what is happening in the film, but at all of humanity, at its egoism and egocentrism. Sasha asks Masha to read the donation messages from Australia, because he himself doesn’t want to do this, because he has a bad pronunciation. Irina writes that none of her acquaintances (from the sports club) won. Sasha says that it will be very funny when they give away the prizes next week - the dolls she sent. It will be funny if these dolls are returned back to Irina. Q: Can I find out if my email got into spam? Masha says that she checks the Spam folder every time. It happens that 2 or 3 letters end up in spam, but Masha returns them to Inbox. She says not to worry about this. She again talks about 14 letters from one person.

Part 4

@@ekaterinalevicheva5768 and Olga thank you ladies for the translation as usual 👍👍👍 enjoyed reading it 🥂

Olga and Ekaterina, thank you both so much for your hard work translating, we appreciate hearing all the details and updates about Messi and his wonderful family! Please tell Masha and Sasha we thank them for sharing their lives with us and inviting us to visit them every Sunday! 🥰🥰🥰

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Me too but I would have to take a plane and stay in a hotel. So this will work the KZbin channels for the two cats.

Many blessings!

🙏🏻😘

😁👌🏻

🤗😘😘😘😘❤️

I found out my neighbor also views the 2 channels. Hello from the New York area, USA

☺️ Sasha said that the fence had not been completed yet: the gaps between the sections had not yet been closed and the rain protection had not yet been made on top. After three days, they will change the fence on the opposite side.

I agree they are doing a great job with the property. I like the new look. Very appealing.

Это странно, но почему-то вот так🤷‍♀️😁

@@Iampuma так у меня также, это мясо кошке, самое самое, еще и сердечко , еще индейка и т. д. Мы, кошатники, все повернуты на своих кошках, они у нас на первом месте. 😼♥️🥰

Мясо, купленное для котеек, неприкосновенно🐾 себе всегда покупаем отдельно 😊

И вы будьте здоровы❤️

Agree. Poor Messi

Thank you🙌🏻❤️

у этих ребят кстати все идеально, они педанты во всем.обнтмаю

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Здравствуйте 😘🙌🏻

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Masha is adorable when she speaks In English. She gives the language a Russian rhythm!

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Those neighbors are nice.... Their children have met Messi and the parents are fans...

@@gerharddeusser9103 so nice to hear that.

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Прекрасное стихотворение 🍂🌾

Благодарим вас🥰❤️ так здорово, когда происходит такой круговорот добрых пожеланий и положительных эмоций🙌🏻🤗

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Happy birthday! I noticed you wrote 68 ❤️

Messi, not Mezzi

Messi doesn't care about it don't worry... He is very close with his pa 😂😂 he is actually like a dog who has one master , in this case Sasha!! If you watch the videos carefully esp the old ones you will see in old apartment masha used to pet him call him sweet names but messi doesn't care about it then too 😂😂😂 he is actually tolerating masha in my opinion 😂😂😂 that cat has hierarchy in his mind Sasha being the alpha and he is second one and masha comes third !!!! 😂😂😂

Vous avez raison , celà fait plusieurs fois que je le signale mais ne parlant pas Russe , personne ne m'a répondu , j'ai presque la nostalgie de l'époque où ils vivaient en appartement car à ce moment là Masha faisait des câlins à Messi , merci

@@liberalass1281 Thanks

@@jean-pierreaubertin4751 D’accord, merci.

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Messi is truly smart cat

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Ahhh how come when I brush my cat he’d end up biting me. He likes it but then bites me. Ah i wish he could watch and learn from messhush

Ich auch. Bitte 😆

C'est vrai

D’accord

Vous avez vraiment raison

This is "OrigaMebel" Co. (Tver, Russia). @origamebel in Instagram.

If you mean Kira, the little hairless cat, she died in April. 😢 It was a combination of heart trouble, and allergies to medication for the heart trouble.

@@elisawilliams8005 😭😭😭 Cats are too delicates. I had one and suddenly he got sick and died of Hemobartonella ( Word in Spanish) in Cats.

@@elisawilliams8005 that is so sad.... I will never forget her... poor little Kira !!! 😢😔😥

@@gerharddeusser9103 😪😪

They cannot travel that far. They are constantly busy with their animals.

@@ekaterinalevicheva5768 Yes, in reality I realize it would be an ordeal to travel with their beautiful cats. That was just wishful thinking on my part. 💕🤍💜 I love the videos and love the way they love each other and take care of each other. They are truly a beautiful, amazing family. 💜🤍💕

@@michellewalker3369 I completely agree with you ))

Sasha said that there are huge bureaucratic difficulties for exporting an animal abroad. And even more bureaucracy to return to Russia. Sasha has a dream to buy a big car for a trip with Messi and Gerda. But while Gerda and Messi still do not know how to interact with each other.

@@user-zo2zh9ts1j Yes, very true. Travel is difficult over such long distances. Thank you.

Они тени не создадут. У нас забор будет выше всяких деревьев🙈😬

@@Iampuma спасибо..успокоили, а то я очень переживала😚😚😚

After three days, they will change the fence on the opposite side. Cats won't be allowed to walk freely again 😾. Therefore, Sasha divided the time for walks: Gerda is a daytime beast and walks during the day, Messi is a beast of dusk and walks in the evening. Until Gerda went to her aviary, Messi was not released and the box could not be gnawed ... There is nothing to be done - there is a queue for a walk 😂😾

@@user-zo2zh9ts1j I always get the biggest kick it of watching Messi tear up cardboard 😆😺

@@partylee007 😸 Sasha is the owner of a packaging printing house. Messi was lucky with "dad". Messi is well versed in cardboard grades. There is a favorite, three-layer. Messi is a gourmet 😂

@@user-zo2zh9ts1j Yes he is a connoisseur of the cardboards😸

@@partylee007 I always get a kick out of when Messi finds dad's shirts or shoes to nibble on. He loves his dad's scent. (smile)

Да, ребята знают о Луне и ее хозяйке.

😢😢😢 Кира умерла в апреле перед Пасхой. Сердце. Аллергия на лекарство. Лекарство от аллергии, но проблемы с сердцем остаются. Не справились почки. Даже с кислородной маской лежала. Ушла за три дня. 😿. Похоронили рядом с Ичель.